{"product_id":"funny-german-shepherd-metal-sign","title":"Funny German Shepherd Metal Sign – My Dog Has Trust Issues","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLove your German Shepherd and appreciate a little sarcasm?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour German Shepherd is still reviewing the guest list. Honestly, so are you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny German Shepherd metal sign puts your shared outlook into words: \u003cstrong\u003e“My dog has trust issues. So do I.”\u003c\/strong\u003e A little dry humor for a home where a knock at the door always gets a second opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA striking German Shepherd portrait, vintage-inspired lettering, and warm gold accents stand out against a black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive your entryway, living room or home office some personality with dog wall decor that feels right at home with your favorite watchdog. Looking for a gift for a German Shepherd owner? This sign is for the friend who trusts their dog's judgment more than most people's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight aluminum metal panel with a glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed directly onto the metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 14″ wide × 11″ high (35.6 × 27.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHorizontal orientation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWall mount included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause German Shepherds don't trust just anyone—and neither do their humans.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57769663988092,"sku":"1772","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/9230\/5276\/files\/saksanpaimenkoiran-kyltti-vaalealla-sein-ll.png?v=1792605221","url":"https:\/\/bigdogissues.com\/products\/funny-german-shepherd-metal-sign","provider":"Big Dog Issues","version":"1.0","type":"link"}